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An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night, she was always complaining at him about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So, after the funeral, the minister asked the old farmer, who said:
“Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement."
“And what about the men?" the minister asked.
“They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
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Jobbade Samuel Beckett som taxichaufför innan han etablerade sig som författare ?
Haha underbar, garvade högt men jag har fixat till den så den blir lite bättre tycker jag.
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Fake! Man ser tydligt att dom inte blev förvånade och bara spelade rädda!
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Ja, vadå ? Här hos mig är det ca 180 dagar tills hemmabanan öppnar igen för säsongen - med provisoriska greener…
Tänkte på den i skottlandstråden…
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Incels innan de hittade ut på nätet.
Ricky Gervais. Telling it like it is: The Archbishop of Banterbury🇬🇧 on Instagram: "Classic 😂"
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