Humorhörnan

Funderade på var jag skulle lägga denna - men humorhörnan borde väl passa bäst ? :grin:
Nog f-n borde Cantlay ha råd att köpa egna kepsar för typ 399:- styck som vi vanliga golfare får göra…
Rolex kanske borde sponsra honom med tidtagarur med vibrationslarm så att han spelar snabbare ?

Dagens bästa!

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suverän!!

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Last night I took my wife out for Chinese food.
I started talking to our waiter and he told me he lived in Japan
during the war and was a kamikaze pilot.
He said his code name was ‘Chow Mein’.
I said, “Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own life?”
He said, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein.

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Nördhumor

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Fint att han började med en tom rad för att visa “0”.

AB måste trolla läsarna med det påhittade namnet för just den här storyn.

Vem är det som trollar?

Enl. Hitta:
Daniel Bengt-Inge Ring bor i en villa i Stenstorp.

Egon

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Galet. ”Inge Ring” passar ju rätt bra.

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True(ish) story:

“Hard Drinking Irish”

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to
the crowd of drinkers.

He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers.
I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can
drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. "

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer.

One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back
up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still
good? ", asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10
pints of Guinness.

Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint
glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don’t
mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you
were gone? ".

The Irishman replies, "Oh… I had to go to the pub down the
street to see if I could do it first. "

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Redirecting...

(tack till @stenman för kreativ input)

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Har Albert varit ute på jobb?

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Får man fråga vilken “inrättning” herrn varit på ?

Säkert en reproduktion från nån mosaik de hittat i Pompeji