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Floridahumor:
A man with two buckets of fish was leaving beach in Boca tonight and was stopped by FWC. The Officer asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
The man replied , “No, sir. These are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!” the officer replied.
“Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night.”
"That’s a bunch of NorthEasterner Bullshit” said the officer. “Fish can’t do that!”
"No, really! says the man. “Here, I’ll show you.” And he releases the fish in the ocean.
“Well, I’ve GOT to see this!” he replied.
The 2 men stood and waited. After several minutes, the officer turned to the man and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” the man asked.
“When are you going to call them back?” the officer huffs.
“Call who back?” the man asked.
“The FISH.”
“What fish?”
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