En kan omtrenkt en skikkelig masse skandinavisk nuförtia. Den kunne jeg uten at spörre komputern.
True story, honestly.
A guy at my club was and is a well known cheat, allways marking his score down. A little bit of leeway was given as he was that crap he was never in the running for a sweep or any other prize.
One time at a long par four he snapped hooked a ball into the trees with his third shot. After a bit of looking around he ‘found it’ when nobody was near. A couple of whacks folllowed and then the ball rolled out onto the green. Two putts later he claimed a 7.
It was only then that one of his playing partners said that they didn’t believe him. The cheat took offence at this until the other guy pointed out that he started the hole with a white ball but finished with a yellow one.
Cue a walk off and no more play with that sweep.
Jaha; då laddar man om inför nyårsbingon.
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Skrattade högt när jag läste den.
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A man who just died after playing 18 holes of golf is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed.
She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, ‘I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.’
The woman returns the next day for the wake.
To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?’
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
‘There’s no charge,’ she says.
‘No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!’ she says.
‘Honestly, ma’am,’ the blonde says, ‘it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.
I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.’
‘So I just switched the heads.’
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Husband: My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home…
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband:.Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: colour of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my Car
Sergeant: What kind of Car?
Husband: BMW, can’t remember what model. It’s blue.
Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?
Husband: (sobbing)
Yes, my golf clubs
Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg shaft
Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway wood with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft
Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with nippon modus 120 x shafts
Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56 & 60 degree wedges
Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip
Titleist mid Staff bag
Nikon range finder
12 x pro V1s
3 x Titleist players Golf gloves
Titleist towel
Alignment sticks and Stitch leather cover
Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant: Don’t worry mate We’ll find your golf clubs.
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Istället för finlandsfärja
För mig kändes det inte som något lämpat för humorhörnan.
Håller med. Gör en Finlandsbåttråd!
Det var mest VD:ns ”ursäkt”… jag pallar inte med typ videos där folk kommer till verklig skada, typ ”fail”, och det här var väl uppåt den gränsen. Jag byter ut länken. Skall bara hitta nåt mesigt nog.
Duger den, då?
Äh, varför inte gå all in och skriva “Identify as holed”.
Varje gång man hittar bollen efter utslaget kan man registrera en hole in one och gå till nästa tee. 
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